Funny sayings funny words of wisdom

1:I CAN PLEASE ONLY
ONE PERSON PER DAY.TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.TOMORROW ISN'T LOOKING
GOOD,EITHER.

2:ON THE KEYBOARD OF
LIFE,ALWAYS KEEP ONE FINGER ON THE

ESCAPE KEY.

3:NEVER ARGUE WITH AN
IDIOT.THEY DRAG YOU DOWN TO THEIR

LEVEL.

4:AM I GETTING SMART WITH YOU ? HOW WOULD

YOU KNOW?